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41) Darktown Funk
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Land-ho!
Clyde and co. have finally-finally-made it to the City of Darkness. Which turns out to actually exist!
One small problem though. Anyone and anything that sets foot on the island immediately disappears. Ceases to exist. Poof.
To complete the quest, Clyde needs to figure out how to actually enter the city and steal the crown jewels . . . without getting stuck in the town forever. It's a foreboding, dark place (obviously), where corruption...
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Just yesterday, Ben was a neckbeard weeb with a weakness for Red Bull and tendies. Today, he's got a new name, a new face, and a new body, and he's watching the Glaton City Guard fight a twenty-foot-tall ooze that crawled forth from the sewers. Tomorrow, he'll need to find a guild to join, save a girl, steal a crown, and most importantly, convince an innkeep about the gloriousness of chicken fingers.
43) Second Story Man
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"Has your life here been so difficult? You seem to fail upward at every opportunity."
So says Careena, the hag teaching Clyde Hatchett how to use magic. It certainly doesn't feel like that to Clyde, who's still got a day job scraping mud (at least he hopes it's mud) out of monster pits, and whose "thieves' guild" is more concerned with baking cookies than with protecting him against a rival gang. He keeps accumulating roommates-like a freed sex slave...
44) Seas the Day
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Kidnapped and sent sailing by his own girlfriend.
Clyde Hatchett hadn't planned on running away to become a pirate-that's just what happened. Now he's on a seaside mission far from Glaton, desperate to find the only mage capable of freeing Clyde from the corpse-king taking over his body. Get ready for a nonstop joyride full of secrets, betrayal, loot-and mermaids!
Oh and on the way, Clyde will have to rescue his tjene's sister from marrying a murderous...
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Clyde Hatchett, Glaton's prodigal son, is finally home.
Sure, he's got a whole new body and face, so nobody recognizes him. And technically he's not from Glaton-he's really only spent a few months there. But they say home is wherever your love resides, and since Nadya lives in Glaton . . . wait, does Clyde actually love Nadya?
This is getting complicated.
That, on top of all the problems Clyde left behind, which haven't gotten any less knotty while...
46) High Gloom
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It all comes down to this: kill or be corpsed.
Clyde Hatchett has known he's had a corpse-king inside him, slowly trying to take over his body and raise an army of undead for a while now. And while that may seem like a rather, um, urgent matter to attend to, it's only now, after being forced out of Glaton by his best friends and then having to rescue someone's sister from a bad marriage, that he's actually in a place to deal with it.
And he better...
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Forced behind enemy lines. Ready to do battle with slavers, spiders, and ghosts.
Say hello to the new and improved Clyde Hatchett... Who's only a level-four nothing.
He's on a (seemingly never-ending) quest to get back to his life in Glaton. And now, all that stands in his way are the Empire-hating Carchedonians, a death cult, and a traitorous party member. Oh, and a mythical city that very probably doesn't exist.
Prepare to be blown out of the...
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Clyde Hatchett: last man standing.
Well, he's the last elf standing. It's confusing not being human anymore. But being the only living member of the Biscuit's Union has its benefits. No need to take on shifts baking cookies, for one. No one telling Clyde what to do. No one...
You have been offered a quest by the Biscuit's Union: Rebuild the Guild
Reform the guild by having at least eight members in good standing by the end of one week.
Reward...
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It could all be over before it even begins.
Clyde Hatchett and the rest of the Skull & Thrones better play their cards right-otherwise their newly-formed guild will fall in a war with the Iron Silents, the overpowered immortals fond of spawn-camping and well, anything that puts them ahead.
So much for resting on laurels, huh?
To keep his dreams alive, and his newfound family safe, Clyde is committed to do whatever it takes. His usual thieving tactics...
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NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE!
"I wish I'd had these books as a kid. Hilarious!" — Dav Pilkey, creator of Captain Underpants and Dog Man
They may look like Bad Guys, but these wannabe heroes are doing good deeds... whether you like it or not in this New York Times bestselling illustrated series.
WEIRD?! Nothing weird EVER happens in The Bad Guys. Like, you would NEVER see a chain-saw
...51) The Big Bad Wolf
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NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE!"I wish I'd had these books as a kid. Hilarious!" — Dav Pilkey, creator of Captain Underpants and Dog ManThey may look like Bad Guys, but these wannabe heroes are doing good deeds...whether you like it or not! This New York Times bestselling illustrated series is perfect for fans of Dog Man and Captain Underpants.When Mr. Wolf is blown up to Godzilla proportions, the Bad Guys find themselves in...
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This special story by Alex Ross and Joe Casey invites you to "Meet the Bad Guys!" As the Golden Age heroes return, the villains rise! Illustrated by Jonathan Lau, Mike Lilly, and others, and featuring the Green Lama and the debut of Blood Lust, this collection spinning out of Alex Ross' Project Superpowers includes character sketches and a complete cover gallery.
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It's a ZOMBIE KITTEN APOCALYPSE! Should you panic? Should you cry? Should you poop your pants? NO! Just sit back and watch the fur fly as the world's baddest good guys take on Mad Marmalade's meowing monsters! Laugh-out-loud story filled with cool stuff–good guys, bad guys, action, adventure, zombie kittens and a shark in a dolphin suit!
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Bad guys volume 4
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When the world is threatened by a horde of zombie kittens, the Bad Guys enlist the help of Agent Fox, a swampy zombie antidote, and the hungriest granny around.
¿Podrán los Tipos Malos salvar al mundo de los monstruos maulladores del Dr. Mermelada? Los chicos necesitarán la ayuda de la agente Zorra, un pegajoso antídoto secreto para zombis y la abuela más enérgica, risueña y hambrienta de la región. ¡Prepárate para ver pelos volando...
55) The Bad Guy
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Damon Kane is the Bad Guy. He's a Mercenary, a trained Assassin, and a self-proclaimed lady's man. But, he's only looking out for himself. When the world is in danger from the terrorist faction the Red Claw and their leader, the evil Comissar Klutch, the world's greatest spy, Reginald Cross, is too much of a twit to save the day! The Bad Guy might be our only hope. If he's not too busy hijacking a cruise ship, or kidnapping a diplomat, or counting...