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What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone-including lawyers and judges themselves-has laughed at attorney-aimed humor. Now here is the best and most recent collection of jokes, anecdotes, quotations, and proverbs that poke fun (. . . and malice) at the legal profession. In summation, you must find The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court...

Awakened by great shouted oaths below. Peeped over the side of the manger and saw a Belgian lass milking and addressing a cow with a comprehensive luridness that left no doubt in my mind that British soldiers had been billeted here before.' - Private Norman Ellison, 1/6th King's Liverpool Regiment Humor helped the British soldier survive the terrible experiences they faced in the trenches of the Western Front during the Great War. Human beings are...

Les tracas du quotidien de nos contemporains abordés avec humour et décalage. La vie est toujours aussi drle. Dans ce deuxième album, les petits tracas de tous les jours continuent d'être croqués avec humour. Encore plus d'ironie, de mauvaise foi, et de méchanceté, pour des personnages perdus dans leur quotidien, et qui peinent à exister aux yeux des autres. Un cocktail désopilant à mettre entre toutes les mains ! Un nouveau recueil...

When the self-help books just aren't helping, it's time to call in the experts: real people... San Francisco Chronicle columnist Adair Lara polled her readers for life lessons learned through experience, receiving thousands of heartfelt and irreverent responses. The best are compiled here in more than two hundred bits of priceless counsel, accompanied by witty, whimsical illustrations by award-winning artist Roxanna Bikadoroff. This handy little...

I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a new spin on a holiday classic that tells the story of a suburban zombie outbreak and the little boy who knows just what to do. When Johnny finds out that his mother has turned into a zombie and has attacked Santa Claus, he knows that it's up to him to put the living dead (back) to rest. While the chaos spreads from the mall to the Christmas parade, Johnny finds his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben, and they devise...

Packed full of cheery motivational quotes, proverbs and mantras, Keep Calm and Carry On is an uplifting gift book meant to give you a boost through troubled times. Discovered on a poster created by the British Ministry of Information for British soldiers before World War II, the slogan still manages to strike a chord in our current difficult times. "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm." --Winston Churchill "Don't...

A full year's worth of the strangest, most outlandish antics of one of the Internet's true titans: Florida Man! Plus, for the first time ever ... the equally bizarre, equally outrageous Florida Woman! Go to Google and type in your birth date and the words "Florida Man." Weird, right? Well, you haven't seen anything yet! That's just one day in the life of a Florida Man. Originally a beloved Internet game made possible by Florida's Sunshine Laws,...

Hedgehogs, a.k.a. adorable little spike balls, can soften even the toughest hearts with one simple reminder: a pinch of compassion goes a long way. So small, so cute, and yet so spiky! How do these tiny creatures always know how to make us smile? With charming quotes and puns-and a whole heap of huggable hedgehogs-this book is guaranteed to add a dose of warmth and love to your day.

A funny, fully-illustrated guide to the thorny world of modern dating - the perfect Christmas stocking filler. From ghosting to catfishing, breadcrumbing to orbiting... As if finding 'the one' wasn't hard enough, the world of app dating has brought with it a whole host of new pitfalls. Now, Lucy Baker is here to save the day. Taking us from setting up your profile to what not to say on the first date, this is everything you need to know to turn...

Bald is beautiful. Bald-natural and otherwise-is a fashion statement. And now, bald is fun. A delightful gift book for anyone who wears his chrome dome proudly, Baldies is part field guide, part guessing game, part exuberant celebration of the follicularly challenged. On each page is a full-color illustration of a bald head-top only!-and the reader has to guess its owner. The portraits, by Brazilian artist Fernando L. Perottoni, are whimsical, lively,...